Wow...what a ridiculous day!

2006-03-26T16:41:03Z

So yesterday I had one of the most interesting days I've had in a long while. Grayson slept over after seeing the 6ers game. So we just talked..and we watched college basketball (HOW HORRIBLE!!). Actually, it wasn't that bad...I'm kind of partial to u-conn so I might watch their game tonight. Wow, I never thought I'd be typing that... Then we played some CvS 2 (Capcom v. SNK 2) which was fun as usual. I'm not sure what my team is yet...I really want to use Morrigan but she's so ridiculously hard to get good with. Eventually, I just fell asleep and left Grayson watching sportscenter.

We both got up pretty damn early. I think like 9:30ish..which is really good compared to the time we usually get up. We were trying to decide what to do for food and then it hit us. OMG WE SHOULD GO TO ASSI FOR FOOD. Assi is this international food market with amazing korean and japanese food...not to mention pretty cheap for what you get. But we got a bit side tracked by the KoP mall cause they have a lot of food there...not to mention the best freaking Auntie Anne's pretzels EVER. So we get into the car and Grayson puts on this new CD he got by Apathy. I must say, I really enjoyed it. I mean...I'm not a huge rap fan, but it was just nice. The beats weren't the greatest...but they weren't horrible. At the same time, there were actually points to his tracks! I think the name of the CD was 'Gangsta Philosopher', which was pushing it a bit...but overall it was good. There was this one song about money which was neat. It was like...how money is currency and far from innocent. You could get the same dollar bill in your birthday card that was used to pay for a hooker...neat idea i guess...but why not just get the hooker for your birthday :p? I think i might have to go get a few of his songs. What can I say? it's a nice break from Lizz Wright.

So we get to the mall and walk around a really long time. We get gelato and Auntie Anne's pretzels. Then we go to this store called Teavana. OMG TEAVANA...LIKE NIRVANA...GET IT? It was freaking ridiculous. They had soooooooooooo much tea I was about to cream my pantaloons. They even had white tea! I love white tea! It's so delicate and nummy...and stuff. So we were whores and flirted with the lady that took our order and stuff and talked to her for a bit...and then we drank some tea. Oh, earlier I had called Sarah O. (now known as Sruh)cause we had talked about hanging out later...she was feeling bluetastic and needed a hug. So I called her and told her we were leaving the mall and coming to pick her up...BUT...on the way out we pass by Wilson's Leather. Now.................................I really want leather pants. I'm not sure why? Maybe it's because I'm doomed to be a stripper or leather daddy or something...but I really want leather pants. So I go into the store..and they have my size! I was all excited and stuff...Apprently it's hard to find 32" leather pants...they're all either like 36" or 28"...fucking twiggy people. So I take the pants and ask the lady for a dressing room...and she just looks at me and is all like "well we're going out of business so the dressing room is filled with stock...sorry" and just leaves my dreams danglish...like the leather pants hanging from the hanger :(. I wanted to cry. Grayson laughed at me some more...then we passed this guy...with this HUGE scar from like the middle of his face down to his neck..I mean it looked like stitches. Grayson and I looked at each other and were just like..damn that's badass. I have a scar on my chest cause I was born 11 weeks early and they had to put a catheter in my heart and stuff cause my veins were so small...I say I was shot. It works. I love how gullible people are...ANYWAY...after that we went to pick up Sruh.

So we get to her house and ask...what now? We figured we'd go pick up Mary J. (her last name really does begin with a J...it doesn't help that she used to smoke a lot). By now it's about 1:50ish..and mary J. (MJ) gets off work at 2. So we figured we'd drive over and kidnap her. THE BITCH LEFT EARLY. Oh man I wanted to kick her ass. I called her up and she didn't pick up her phone. She eventually texted my back saying she worked some weird shifts and was at home napping and stuff. I forgave her and told her we'd have to hang 00t soon. With our hopes of seeing MJ shattered, we decided to go visit Mary (other mary..who's just mary...Tropigalia...Clinica...whatevera)at HER work. We go and crash the fabric store thinggy she works at. It was coolio. There was this badass leather belt thing I wanted to get. I mean it seriously looked badass...but It was seriously boutique-y expensive...so I didn't. Instead Sruh got some buttons and I got this lufa sponge thing, I've yet to try to it. Mary's boss suggests we go get some Gelato (the second time today for me) at this place down the street. Oh hell it was good. So we walk over and pass by this yarn store...The Main Skein or something like that...and Sruh has a yarngasm...but Mary tells up they're competition for her store so we shouldn't go there. Oops? So yeah, we go to the gelato place and I try the chocolate hazelnut. Which is what I got at the KoP mall...Oh man it was good. It tasted like Baci. I was seriously having a gelatogasm...damn it was good. I must have a G-Spot (Gelato-spot) because holy hell...WOW..iwashappy. So then we walk Mary back to work after talking about WoW for bit...it was bound to happen.... We leave Mary and head back to the car, but Sruh whimpers as we go by the yarn store. So we go in the store (SORRY MARY <333). We walk up the stairs and are bombarded by a barage of multicolored yarn. It was really cool. So yeah I guess I'll mention it - I knit and crochet. Ooops? I taught Sruh how to knit and helped her learn to crochet. Ungh...not one of my prouder moments. So yeah...I had a multipleyarngasm too. As we're looking around the store we see these really cute baby shoe things that were crocheted...super soft. So I show the to Grayson and Sarah and I suggest it's secondary use, a Scrotum Sock. Now come on guys, you know sometimes when you just get a chill and your buddies cling to heat. Grayson gave me this look...

Oi...so yeah Grayson gave me this look. I used to date Sruh. She likes crafts, a lot. On this forum she's on...she learned how to make a Willy Warmer. I mentioned jokingly that I wanted one, so she took it upon herself to bestow me with a Willy Warmer for Valentine's day. It was really funny. Yeah..and I told Grayson about it...cause he's like my bestestbuddie. We're like brothers....But I didn't want Sarah to know I told Grayson about it...so he was making obscene gestures like "WHY DO YOU NEED A SCROTUM SOCK WHEN YOU HAVE A WILLY WARMER?!?!?! DIDN'T SARAH ALREADY MAKE YOU ONE?!!" and Sarah just looks over and raises and eye-brow. And then they both just look at me. I'm frozen. I don't know what to do. So I do what I do whenever I'm in an awkward situation and have no idea how to remedy it..I take off my pants. So I sigh...and undo the top button...and then unzip my pants...and slowly start to pull them down. With comedic timing, theladyownerofthestorething walks in the room and asks if there's anything she can help with. I quickly turn around trying to zip my pants back up...but i can't! so i just manage to get the button buttoned while barely getting out "just looking". So I'm walking around the store for like 5 minutes with an XYZ as she's talking to us...making sure we're not stealing anything and crap. Asking us about our crafting histories. Finally she walks around to the half of the room that's divided by this big shelf..so I go around to the other side...fake a throat clear while zipping up..and walk out like nothing ever happened. SERIOUSLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED. So then the OTHER lady comes in the store and asks us the same questions and takes us over to the funky yarn room. It was great..we were admiring all the stuff up on the walls and the lady mentioned they have classes. So Sruh and I are gonna take classes...Grayson lives too far away...so we gave the ladies our e-mail addresses and chated a little bit longer and left...got back in the car and headed over to Grayson's grandparent's house cause he was having some weird family meeting thing or something like that.

Once we dropped him off Sruh and I headed back to my house to bake. We bake cause we're awesome. But like...we don't know what to bake...so we look through cook books...and Sruh's stomach is growling ferociously at me so I say fuck it! let's just go out to eat. She's like omgar where?! So I say it's a surprise. We head to this little place called the Persian Grill. Seriously amazing food. She gets some vegetarian eggplant thing and I get this chicken kebob thing...damn it was good. We then share this persian saffron ice cream and persian ice with rice noodles. It was really good. Normally I don't like saffron that much....I only like in my risotto. I make a mean ass risotto...but surprisingly it tastes pretty good in ice cream. Sruh on the other hand, wasn't a big fan of it. So I told her about our leather pants odyssey and we decide that we should go looking for leather pants. So we head to a different mall...only to find out that the leather store they have is closed. Finally we head to the Montgomall and RUN INTO THE MALL CAUSE WE BOTH HAD TO PEE LIKE A COUPLE OF SAVAGES. Sarah made fun of my bladder cause I peed like 5 hours ago? I was about to slap her...for real for real...well no I wasn't. It's not my fault I drink water and stuff...srsly...getoffmycasewoman. So I go to the bathroom and Sarah has to wait and stuff cause some woman is in the lady's room and it's a single bathroom. We waited for like 2 minutes. I tried to convince her to go into the guy's bathroom cause it doesn't really matter if it's a single bathroom. She was too stubborn. So we ran around half the mall looking for another bathroom. So I waited out front and some kids (i use the term kids loosely)came up to me and were like "hey it's Julian! hey!" and I was just kind of like "uhh...hi?" finally they walked away. The funny thing was...I had no idea who they were. It was seriously demented. Arg I can't stand weirdo kids (i'm one to talk). So finally Sruh got done peeing..it took her like 29083012 hours. We then had a discussion about the period couch and if they actually had them in the woman's room. Sruh said no, but I didn't believe her.

So we get to the next Wilson's leather store and look for pants. OH NICE THEY HAVE THEM. So I take them and ask for a dressing room and get let it. Oh happy day. I try them on..and realize I grabbed a 34"..LUCKILY they had a 32". They were like really long though...So I asked the lady if you could hem them and she said yes..they just make them long cause some people are really tall. I mean seriously the inseam must have been like 38"...totally ridiculous. So Sarah was like..omg wait..and she went to go get a leather vest...So I had to try on the leather vest too. And as she was about to take a picture of me...cause she's just so nice like that...the lady was like "ohw ait youcan'ttake a pictureunless you buy the stuffsorry" So I was like..oh..and Sarah was all like poo..so As I went back in the dressing room I took the camera from her. And took pictures. LAWL what an odd day.

Then we left and took pictures at the mattress store with the Serta Sheep...oi...and finally we left and went back to her house to upload the pics. So we get in the door and Sarah tell her mom we're gonna go upload pictures and her mom's like "oh..ok...let me do it" and Sruh starts like freaking out..like ohemgeeummDON'T. And her mom was like "why? is there something I shouldn't see on the camera?" and I was like...nope, just me in leather pants. And she made a kind of "pshaw" sound. And uploaded the pictures.

I love Sruh's mom. Seriously...she knows all kinds of things and we just have fun together. She said I looked like a village person with the vest but the pants looked good. Ungh..when I was in 'The Laramie Project' with Sruh...I had to wear these tight black pants which Sruh's mom made fun of. She was all like "Julian..those pants were so tight...I could count your change...I mean I could even tell if the coins were heads or tails" She's funny..but yeah..sometimes she goes too far. So then Sruh uploaded one to her Xanga and one to her myspace. Luckily the leather one just to her Xanga.

So I saw this bumper sticker on a car a couple days ago. It was read with white text and it said "If this sticker is blue, you're going too fast." I thought about it. And I wondered if it had to do with the thinggy where as you approach the speed of light colors change and stuff...like everything has a blueish tint. So I asked Sruh's mom. She laughed and said confirmed. I was happy. I want a bumper sticker like that. She said she does too. Then we started talking about gravity and the 11th dimension and how ludicrous it all is. She's religious and stuff so we started talking about religion which was nice..and Sruh kind of just looked at us funny. I enjoyed myself. It ended with Sruh's mom saying she'll lend me a book about physicsy stuff and that she wants to talk with me aboot religion again. It was seriously satisfying. So then Sruh and I just lied on the floor and played with the dog until it was like 10:30. Then I went home cause of the 11:00 curfew. Played WoW and feel asleep.

SERIOUSLY A RIDICULOUS DAY. I HAD SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Oh yeah..if I find some testicles I might upload that pic of me that slightly resembles that village person...and I'm not used to typing Sruh for Sarah...but I know a lot of Sarahs it I'll just try and make it clear as to which one i'm talking aboot.

LOLOL

2006-03-23T00:03:36Z

So, I made cookies today. They kicked ass.

Yarr..

Wow...what a ridiculous day!

LOLOL